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Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
officialchrisbrownblog:

Chris Brown and Kemba Walker courtside at Madison Square Garden tonight.

officialchrisbrownblog:

Chris Brown and Kemba Walker courtside at Madison Square Garden tonight.

lolhowdoiunicorn:

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The sun just kinda bounces off like “oh hey it’s nighttime time to set hA nope”

lolhowdoiunicorn:

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The sun just kinda bounces off like โ€œoh hey itโ€™s nighttime time to set hA nopeโ€

merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

automatically:

me as a parent

orbem:

when the bae is horny but u sleeping

orbem:

when the bae is horny but u sleeping